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Social-engineering contest reveals secret BP info

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 7:29pm
Hacking human gullibility at Defcon

Defcon A hacker competition that challenges contestants to trick employees of large companies into divulging potentially sensitive information aims to show how human gullibility is the biggest security vulnerability of all. During its first day at the Defcon hacker contest in Las Vegas, it had clearly achieved its goal.…

'Death to browsers!' cries Apple mobile-app patent

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 6:19pm
The camel's nose under Google's tent

A trio of Apple filings seek to patent mobile-application "systems and methods" for travel and online shopping — and to move us three steps closer to a Google-free world.…

Microsoft gets dirty with Gmail cloud cash fight

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 5:18pm
Dressing up what you kill

Microsoft is so committed to the cloud that it's throwing everything at rivals like Google to crack open the door on sales and gain momentum online.…

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RIM answers Apple iPad with...The BlackPad*

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 3:21pm
* - offensive humor may vary

BlackBerry maker Research in Motion is preparing to launch an iPad competitor in November, and it will be called the BlackPad, according to a report citing two people familiar with the company's plans.…

AMD, GlobalFoundries, and the Intel gap

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 12:47pm
Gate not closing

When AMD spin-off GlobalFoundries broke ground on its fab in upstate New York last year, the chip manufacturer boasted it was "closing the gap" on Intel. "We were a year behind Intel at the 45nm node, and that difference will be cut significantly at the 32nm generation," said vice president of manufacturing systems technology Tom Sonderman. "By 22nm, there will be no difference. It will be in the noise level."…

Boffins authenticate Apple 'Antennagate'

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 12:36pm
Judas Phone 'death grip' proven fatal

More evidence has surfaced that Apple's beleaguered Judas Phone does, indeed, have serious reception challenges — and today's facts and figures come from a sophisticated source.…

MS preps emergency patch for Windows shortcut peril

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 12:27pm
Attacks on rise

Warning of an uptick in attacks, Microsoft plans to issue an emergency update to patch a critical Windows vulnerability that hackers are exploiting to seize control of PCs.…

Microsoft cries foul on Yahoo!-Google Japan deal

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 12:06pm
Hunts down Japanese FTC

Microsoft will try to stop Yahoo! from hooking up with Google in Japan.…

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Bengals Sign Terrell Owens To One-Year, $2 Million Ordeal

The Onion - July 30, 2010 - 11:00am
CINCINNATI—The Bengals reached a contract agreement with wide receiver Terrell Owens Tuesday, signing the outspoken six-time Pro Bowler to an excruciating one-year ordeal worth $2 million plus bonuses.


Strongside/Weakside: Stephen Strasburg

The Onion - July 30, 2010 - 9:30am
After only nine starts, Strasburg's incredible speed, motion, and control have made this pitcher the most exciting rookie baseball has seen in years. Is he any good?


Microsoft Street Slide: Street View done properly

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 9:03am
Take a peep

Leaving aside the creepy privacy aspects, Street View is one of Google's most valuable services. The ability to familiarise yourself with somewhere strange, before you arrive, is genuinely useful.…

Sportsgraphic: Lance Armstrong's Tour De France Career

The Onion - July 30, 2010 - 9:00am
Seven-time champ Armstrong will almost certainly retire from cycling following his crash-ridden swan song in this year's Tour, but he leaves fans with many memories.


In Focus: World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice

The Onion - July 30, 2010 - 9:00am
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND—Scientists announced that experimentation on mice has been motivated out of sheer distaste for the rodents.


Futurologist defends 'malevolent dust' warning

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 8:59am
Dust up over supposed evil particles

A futurologist has defended his controversial warning that "smart dust" is liable to become a future information stealing threat.…

Unisys floats mainframe cloud

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 8:23am
A ClearPath to the development skies

A mainframe cloud may seem oxymoronic like a lead Zeppelin ("a" included on purpose), or intuitively obvious (given the virtualization and metering capabilities that have been in mainframes for decades). But Unisys has nonetheless fluffed up a mainframe cloud for its ClearPath mainframe customers.…

BlueArc gets extra greenbacks

The Reg - July 30, 2010 - 8:13am
$20 million

BlueArc, the hardware-accelerated NAS array supplier startup, has pocketed another $20m in a seventh funding round, taking total funding to around $225m.…

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